Religious Jokes

Squirrels  (# 173)

A Jewish community had three synagogues - Orthodox, Conservative and
All three had a serious problem with squirrels in the shul. Each shul,
in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem. The Orthodox
decided that since squirrels are G-d's creatures, it was G-d's will that
squirrels be in the shul and that they would just have to live with
The Conservative decided they should make the problem into a mitzvah and
deal with the squirrels lovingly. They humanely trapped them and
released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were
all back in the shul.
The Reform had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as
members. Now they only see them at Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur.

Submitted by: ALG, Topeka, Ks

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