Anytime, Anywhere (# 171)
A man walks into a bar, approaches a good-looking, smartly dressed woman
and says, "Hi there, good-looking, how's it going?"
Having had a few drinks, she replies "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest he says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What
firm are you with?"
LL, Leawood, KS
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