Blind Man (# 143)
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room; they open the door.
"Nice boobs," said the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
MIS, Bastrop, TX
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