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16 Reasons Why God Will Never Receive Tenure at Any University:

1) He had only one major publication
2) It was in Hebrew
3) It had no references
4) It wasn't published in a refered journal
5) Some even doubt he wrote it himself
6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8) The scientific community has had a difficult time replicating his results.
9) He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) He rarely came to class, just told his students to "read the Book."
13) Some say he had his son teach the class.
14) He expelled his first 2 students for learning.
15) Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Submitted by: SS, Kansas City, MO

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