WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX: (# 129)
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'."
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