SO BLONDE (# 124)
She Was So Blonde.....
. . . she thought a quarterback was a refund.
. . . she thought General Motors was in the army.
. . she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
. . at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here"
she >wrote Sagittarius.
. . . she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
. . she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
. . under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
. . she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
... she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
. . she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
JS, Overland Park, ks
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