Sports/college Jokes

Bathroom at halftime  (# 119)

Halftime at the Yale/Harvard game finds two guys from the competing Ivys finishing their bathroom needs. The Harvard man washes his hands and walks out the exit; the Yale man walks past him at the sink without washing up.

The Harvard man follows the Yalie out the door and taps him on the shoulder. "At Harvard", he says, "they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom."

"At Yale", comes the reply, "they teach us not to pee on our hands."

Submitted by: sad, San Antonio, TX


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